so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with your life today.
the arctic monkeys look like a 50s gang and im afraid they’re going to come out of the shadows one night and rhythmically snap their fingers at me
do you ever just scroll through your dash reblogging everything like
“damn you guys are on fire tonight”
"hey remember when you liked-"
"hey remember when you-"
"hey remember when-"
i don’t need a personal trainer i need a personal kanye
if your snapchat stories last over 100 seconds you have too much time on your hands